Left 4 Dead 2 Parody (Video)- Wendy's Commercial

This is the funniest thing I have seen in weeks.

Adventures in "Smalltown" Wal-Mart.

Saturday we decided we wanted to go fishing and all we needed was to get the Canadian boyfriend a license. I should have known better than to go to a smalltown Wal-Mart. BUT..it was on the way to the lake and right beside McD's for a quick Happy Meal.

So in Wal-Mart and three employees after the initial flagdown, I am tossing suggestions out there to help this lady (bless her heart), who is apparently in a higher position than the first two, try to get this license issued. Oh my, the questions that popped out of her mouth, we couldn't help but giggle and snicker. One of her first confused inquiries was, "What's Alberta?" Ok, lol, no big deal. I told her it was a province of Canada. Then she mentioned something about using "CA" as an abbreviation for Canada to use in the state field. I was holding back a huge smile and I told her that it might not work that way.
Then came the big giggle....

Still staring at the license machine, and kind of agitated at this point, she says, "Is Canada a part of the United States?" .....

I looked at the boyfriend and he probably saw the same hysterical yet silent laughing fit he saw in me. I couldn't believe she just asked us that LOL. The other employee standing beside her giggled too and said, "Well, it's attached. On the same continent, but uh, no, it's not."
I told her that the license was no big deal and we could go get it somewhere else, but she begged us to stay because she was determined to figure it out. She made a phone call and whoever it was walked her through it.

I think I let her finish it just for amusement because I SHOULD have went somewhere else. I later found out the boyfriend does qualify for a resident license because he's enrolled full time in college. For someone trained at issuing such licenses, a flag should have went up when I mentioned that. But no. We ended up paying $40 for a non-resident fishing license for a full-year. Next time I'll take my friend's advice: go to Gander Mountain or somewhere a bit more knowledgable.

Needless to say, we got to go fishing anyway and had a blast. We also have a funny story to tell! And the boyfriend will have to make it worth $40 and catch us a lot of dinner. He's off to a good start, tho, considering he caught the only fish for that day.

What firemen do when no one else is around.

Be sure to watch thru till the very end!

How Croissants Are Made.

Ever wonder where croissants in a can come from? Watch and find out!
I am mostly posting this so I can easily find it again later. I can't help but giggle every time I watch it!

University of Florida prepares for Zombie Apocalypse.

They have a plan. We should all have a plan! Which reminds me: I've been toting around a copy of Max Brooks' "The Zombie Survival Guide" in my bag for almost 2 weeks now. I bought it months ago in Edmonton and have yet to read it. Guess I need to get my butt in gear!

Doug Johnson, the manager of UF's e-Learning Support Services, is the man behind the plan. He didn't realize his fun little project was going to gain the media's attention but the story has now made it's way to the The Gainsville Sun, The Miami Herald, and MSNBC.

I found this very entertaining and all the people posting negative comments on those sites just need to lighten up. There's always some jerk out there that's going to berate anyone for anything. I think it was a fantastic idea! It was for humorous purposes, aka NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! Geez, some people just need to go out and get drunk. Besides it was written on the authors own time, no college funding was wasted, and the recovery plan was promptly removed from UF's website before it gained popularity. (click here to see for yourself).

With that being said... I'm opening my Zombie Survival guide. Thank You Max Brooks, and thank you, too, Doug Johnson, for having a sense of humor.

All The Single Babies (viral video!)

This baby has more rhythm than I do!
Especially cute seing how I JUST watched the "Preggers" episode of Glee. It made me smile, so it's definately POST WORTHY! The hand wave gets me every time xD

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

p.s. I'm posting this blindly from work, so I hope the vid shows up :) Have a great Friday, everyone!

Ghetto Mario Bros.

I stumbled across a website this morning and got tickled with some of the pictures. It's supposedly 23 Embarrassing Mario Costumes, although I think some are creative, funny, and adorable. I LOVE PIMP MARIO AND GANGSTA TOADSTOOL! I especially like that Gangsta Toadstool is packing the orange NES Zapper.

This one is just too adorable!

MST3K does Twilight.

I've been having a serious Mystery Science Theater 3000 itch lately. I haven't watched that show in ages, and I've missed Tom Servo! So I was watching clips this morning on Youtube and I came across this amusing little gem. Not the best from MST3K, but it made me laugh once or twice.

"Can't talk now. Boss Fight." Icanhascheezburger Gamer Bunny.

My bff knows me to well. She posted this on facebook just for me! Love you, Amy!

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Evian Roller Babies Commercial (Video).

My brother and I saw this on TV the other day; it's so awesome and cute. I just love the one at 0:11 that's shaking his lil' diaper booty!

Gladiator Cake (Russell Crowe says eat it!)

Got this off cheezburger network (of course).

Resident Evil Numa Video by ShadowLeggy.

I just love this vid. I watch it form time to time to cheer me up! Thanks for sharing, Kai!

Show me a /dance! Final Fantasy Dance Command Screenshots.

Nice moves there, Hero :P  

(Roddik, Nanaja, and Troloand from Kujata/Valefor)

Not Ake's signature dance move "Little Teacup" *uber phail* but showing some super-cute pimp style!

(Akeda from Kujata/Valefor)

K-Ray - He does his own thing...

(Jejien, Kingray, Erim from Kujata/Valefor)

...Like his "Pervert Shuffle." I barely knew him then...

(Kingray, Destinye from from Kujata/Valefor)

Pre-Beseiged Dance-off!

(Kingray, Erim, Meabh, Destinye, Phoenyx from Kujata/Valefor)

BCNM DANCE!

(Kingray from from Kujata/Valefor)

Pft, Laila you gettin' served!

(Kingray, Destinye from Kujata/Valefor)

Fun with /dance motions and fireworks! (aka Besieged Boredom)

(Kingray, Destinye from Kujata/Valefor) 

Favorite Quotes from Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson.

This book had me rolling with laughter. I definitely want to continue the series.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"Father," I said, "you have to help me."
"I'll be glad to help but I'm not a priest."
"I'm going to hell, and I didn't do a damned thing to deserve being damned. Except for that whole double homicide thing. But it was an accident! Plus, I should get points for saving Justine and her mom."
"I said I'm not a priest, miss. I'm the janitor. And this isn't a Catholic church--we're Presbyterians." -- pg 25

"I should shove my my fingers into his windpipe! Up his ass! Around his--" --pg 83

"I was fast, I was strong, I was...I was SpiderVamp!-- pg 84

"The thing that terrified me the most were zombie movies. After watching Resident Evil I had nightmares for a week. It was ironic, because now I was one of the unkillable monsters." -- pg 101. I mostly like that one for the R.E. reference :)

"I became gloriously transformed in 1972."
"That explains the nails and the bell bottoms."
"These are in again!" she nearly screamed, pointing to her Gap knockoffs. --pg 113

"If you ever- ever- accuse me of being prejudiced again, I will knock you on your fat ass. If you've got a problem with someone who treated wrong, go take it out on them." --pg 180

"I'd never talked to a former prostitute before. Oh, the questions I had! How was the money? Were the pimps as bad as they seemed in the movies? Was there a dental plan? .... Was pregnancy considered an on-the-job hazard by OSHA?" --pg 181

Treasures and Tribulations. Final Fantasy XI BCNM Fail.

Photo Date: 4-29-09, Balga's Dias BCNM Treasures and Tribulations. 

The sad results of us trying to fight the mimic in Treasures and Tribulations. I think I'm 1/4352532436523 on this one lol. Usually we send in the {Death Ray} (aka Kingray) to do the popping/dying. By the way, KO'd Tarus look so sad ; ; {/point} Akeda. Poor Tarutarus!

Kingray, Yensha, Destinye, Roddik, & Akeda from Kujata/Valefor.

Public Service Announcement: The Side Effects of Watching Anime.

I was highly amused by this t-shirt on a girl in the Plaza during A-kon 20, so I sneakily snapped a pic with my cell phone. She was in front of me in the McDonald's line (don't judge, I was craving some serious salt).

If you can't read it, this is what it says:

WARNING!
Watching anime may cause...

• irrational fear of tentacles
• loss of innocence
• fond memories you can't share with family
• shouting of random things
• love of fanservices
• painful withdrawal with discontinued use
• unnatural obsession with checkers
• ANIMEYHEM!

So true so true...

This week on Kujata... Final Fantasy Saga Continues.

Sandy has control of Gustaberg. Oh the shame of Bastok!!! San d'Oria pretty much dominates Vana'diel this week, so I figured this would be the perfect week to change my home country from Basty to Sandy! HAHA!

Been representin' Bastok for over 5 years now, so it was definately time for a change. And now, I have Gustaberg outpost for Sandy and Basty LOL now if we can only get Sarutabaruta....

I took this picture Sunday, right after I changed alligence. And I was standing right there in my Bastok Aketon with almost all of San d'Oria coming to claim their outpost lol. I'ms ure some LS worked very hard to get that, so Thanks to whoever for claiming Gustaberg for San d'Oria!

Video: "Cake or Death" by Eddie Izzard a la Lego Animation.

Always loved Eddie Izzard. Set it to some Lego animation and it's even more funny!
Enjoy!

A-kon Anime Convention Commercial

This was from a few years back. I still think it's cute *^_^*

Written, directed, and produced by Anthony Brownrigg.

At this point I'm really excited , it's only 2 weeks away. So much fun, and not just all anime either. Yay for gaming and watching people do stupid stuff! \^.^/

Kid's imagine the darndest things! My son thought Hamburger Helper was made from Human Hands!

Yesterday morning, the kiddo and I were putting our jackets on and gathering our stuff when I pointed to the Hamburger Helper box on the counter and asked, "Do you want to have that for dinner?"

His first response while staring at the box was, "Yeah, is that macaroni and cheese?"

Me: "Well, it's kinda like mac and cheese, except it has hamburger meat too."
It was the 3 cheese with penne pasta kind. I'm kind of picky about Hamburger Helper myself. I won't eat it except for the Italian Lasagna, but I like penne. Throw in the "3-cheese" and I'm sold.

All the while, the kiddo was still examining the box. Then he says with a worried look on his face and said, "No Mommy, I don't want it."

"Why?" I asked, "Is it because of the hamburger meat?" The hamburger meat was always the reason why I never liked the stuff to begin with and I wasn't about to force him to eat it when I boycotted it throughout my own youth.

But the poor baby, lol. Do you know what he said? The reason why he didn't want to eat it after analyzing that box so carefully?

He said, "Because it's made out of hands!!!"

At that point all I could do was bust out laughing and give him the biggest hug ever! I assured him that it was definitely NOT made out of hands. I guess with the picture of the Helping Hand along with the penne pasta (that does kind of resemble fingers) made him assume it was made of hands.

Needless to say, I made it for myself and did not make him eat it. Kids and their innocent imaginations! That put a smile on my face for the rest of the day!