25 uses for Avon Bubble Bath

Some helpful info to pass around to Avon fans. Thanks to my former Avon lady, Julia, for this. I've used a few of these myself.

Avon's Bubble Bath Has Many Uses According to customers:
1. Zillions of bubbles that leave no bathtub ring.
2. Does a beautiful job on washing cars, mobile homes, recreation vehicles, etc.
3. Use as a laundry detergent (delicate laundry).
4. Use for hand washing.
5. Use for pre-soak on heavy soiled laundry...great for "ring around the collar."
6. Use to wash windows.
7. Use to wash appliances.
8. Use to wash "no wax" floors.
9. Use to wash dishes.
10. Give pets a bath.
11. Clean bathroom fixtures and mirrors.
12. Use to shampoo carpers (Whole room or a spot).
13. Use it to wash walls and ceiling. Great for paneling. no rinsing, no streaks.
14. Use bubbles and sponge to shampoo furniture or vehicle interiors.
15. Cleans Chandeliers and light fixtures.
16. Use to clean toilets (2 cap fulls).
17. Cleans china and wine glasses.
18. Use it to wash your plant leaves, they will shine. Then pour into soil as a fertilizer.
19. Upholstery stains come out by rubbing with a damp cloth dipped in full strength bubble bath. Do not wet the cloth with water, water may leave a stain..the bubble bath won't.
20. Use it to clean you jewelry, even costume jewelry.
21. Use it to get out grease stains on clothes.
22. Use it to wash mini blinds.
23. Put some bubble bath and a bit of water in you potpourri burner.
24. Use it to clean your eyeglasses.
25. Use it to clean your painted or wood cabinets.

Avon's Newest Product Closely Resembles the T-Virus from Resident Evil.

Last Friday my Avon lady gave me the new Campaign 7 catalog (March 2009) featuring their newest product. My first reaction: "OMG Avon is selling the T-Virus!" 

Then the Umbrella Commercial ad for Resident Evil: Apocalypse started playing in my head.

The product is called Derma-Full X3 Facial Filling Serum, and it looks EXACTLY like the T-Virus from Resident Evil. Needless to say, my Avon Rep wasn't amused when I tried to explain the humor in it. Plus, my co-workers looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears when I went all "geek" about it.

But let's compare shall we?

I don't see any difference! Even the "doctor" placed in the Avon ad sells the whole "Umbrella scientist look." All she needs now is a little Umbrella logo on her lab coat.

The comparison hasn't gone unnoticed by far. It's been all over the internet: You Tube, Geekologie, and even (go figure) totallylookslike.com just to name a few.

I told my Avon Rep (who sits not 5 ft from me everyday) how much attention it's gained, she just gave a false little laugh then went about her business. Pft, she's no fun!

Anyway, I'm anxious to see if Avon sales will boost because of this. I think they should rethink their marketing strategies, unless their goal is to bring about the zombie apocalypse before the Canadians do.

Have a good weekend!!!

Umbrella Commercial just for fun!